The Splits

My friend, Anna, can do the splits in the way I could when I was 15. Legs fully apart. Arms up in the air. Big Smile. I am so jealous. So very, very, very, very jealous. Five minutes ago, I was working on my splits. Thank you for the true life inspiration, Anna.

Bitch.

No. I'm kidding. Thank you.

The Whole Country of Guatemalie Should Require a Waver

I have been doing the most incredible bad-ass things on my travels here in Central America, but never have the time or opportunity to blog. Look forward to amazing stories about jumping off 40 foot waterfalls, 4 person planes out of Honduras with 5 people on them, climbing active volcanos and so much more. I have to go now before they yell at me in Spanish about a time limit on the computer. The only spanish I know so far is ¨Yo marania?¨ This is my on going joke where I ask Latinos if I look tan. Every one very seriously responds "no". Lost in translation, I guess. Thank you for your patients.

Scuba Poopa

I`m currently in Honduras getting scuba certified. I also have the dreaded Central America poops. Sorry to share so much. No pooping in the wet suit. What more can I hope to accomplish? I might be peaking right now as a badass. There might be a pun in there. Oh, and mosquitoes have attacked me mainly on the bum. Holy God. Perhaps I`ve been putting the bad-ass vibe out to the universe too much. Be careful everyone.

PUBLISHED!!!! AHHH!

Major step has been completed on my path to becoming a professional badass writer. I got published!

www.guidetoliteraryagents.com/blog/CategoryView,category,7 Things I've Learned So Far.aspx
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Check me out!

Also, I`m in Honduras getting scuba certified. The country is undergoing a coup de tat and just finished up a hurricane. Pretty badass. Pretty rainy. Pray for me.

International Party Girl

Before I set out to become a badass, I was set on becoming an international party girl. My funds are limited and I'm not very interested in being the next Paris Hilton, although I wouldn't mind being as popular in Japan as she is, but I have accomplished my goal. Today I'm flying to El Salvador. Let the international partying begin.

Possible badass adventures to come: surfing, scuba, trekking, accidentally drinking the water, and being the blondest babe to travel around Central America without being kidnapped.