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Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Apprentice

Excellent news. An unsuspecting city girl is coming to visit me tomorrow. She is putting herself in my hands and I am going to make some sort of badass out of her. Oh, Meggs Benedict. You are my experiment and you think you're just having a vacation. I have a fantasy about Michelle Obama funding my Becoming a Badass camp for over weight children. Meggs isn't over weight and she isn't a child but she's all I have to test on. First, my friend, then the entirety of child obesity. Let the games begin.

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